13 Jan 2012

Loving my new iPhone case from @fourcornerstore. Makes me feel smarter than I am ;-)

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11 Jan 2012

Ok, you can look at it, just don't touch it.

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28 Dec 2011

Ah, managed to get number of installed apps down to bare basics ;) cc: @topgold

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27 Dec 2011

My Action Movie: No Escape!

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24 Dec 2011

Family photo

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21 Dec 2011

Mate spent last Christmas in hospital, is spending this one in hospital. What do you do?

You take Christmas to him. Off to the off-licence to buy some beers to sneak into hospital so we can celebrate in style!

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Because that's how I roll.

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14 Dec 2011

This is what a gate crash looks like

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13 Dec 2011

Have a couple drinks on a Tuesday evening, it's the Christmas period after all.

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2 Dec 2011

Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt

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Simple office fridge Rule:

"If it's wrapped in a carrier bag then it's off limits."

It's so obvious that it's unwritten, just a nod of acknowledgement happens when at a new office when you open the fridge and see:

 

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So I got some baguettes on the way in, with the idea of making up sandwiches for a morning snack and I patiently waited for some guy to use the fridge first.

He proceeded to crouch down for a good look and rummage. I thought he was looking for his food but no.

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*Photo is a re-enactment of the crime occuring before my eyes

He opens my bag (the only tesco bag in the fridge) and starts like digging through my cheese slices in a bid to get the 'freshest' one  at the bottom managing to finger every slice on the way down. He then takes his selected slice out and adds it to his sandwich.

 

I was speechless. I just removed the packet and dumped it in the bin. Used goods. Fingered food. I hate it. I refuse to eat food after someone has had his hands all over it and god knows if he washed his hands but thats not the point.

 

16 Nov 2011

I hate tweet2win competitions. On an unrelated note here's my competition

I have a code to win the new Nokia Lumia. It's a two stage affair you have to win my contest, get the code, fill in a survey and pass the survey's T&Cs and do it all today! - Simples

The tweet:

"I follow @reyes = chance to win Nokia Lumia, it's too late for you because he only treats his friends!"

Judging will be based on:

**A) I'm not a specifications writer but tweeting the line obviously...d'uh**

**B) Have you ever actually had a twitter conversation with him (prior to today)?**

**C) Does he even like you?**

**D) Have you got any incriminating photos of him?**

(You don't need to have both C and D to be in it to win it)

Closing date is about 12:00 GMT today!

Judge's decision is final

Uk only (don't you hate reading down the page to find that)

Mauricio Reyes's Space

I'm like that fella from the TV series Kung fu, but instead of walking 'through the American Old West armed only with his skill in martial arts' I actually walk through the streets of London armed with no less than 3 mobile devices.