Because that's how I roll.
Sent from my iPhoneSimple office fridge Rule:
"If it's wrapped in a carrier bag then it's off limits."
It's so obvious that it's unwritten, just a nod of acknowledgement happens when at a new office when you open the fridge and see:
So I got some baguettes on the way in, with the idea of making up sandwiches for a morning snack and I patiently waited for some guy to use the fridge first.
He proceeded to crouch down for a good look and rummage. I thought he was looking for his food but no.
*Photo is a re-enactment of the crime occuring before my eyes
He opens my bag (the only tesco bag in the fridge) and starts like digging through my cheese slices in a bid to get the 'freshest' one at the bottom managing to finger every slice on the way down. He then takes his selected slice out and adds it to his sandwich.
I was speechless. I just removed the packet and dumped it in the bin. Used goods. Fingered food. I hate it. I refuse to eat food after someone has had his hands all over it and god knows if he washed his hands but thats not the point.
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